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Всеки ред от този текст е ред сополи и ред сълзи:
1. Подготовка
Жени: за бременност
Сложете си нощница и в нея си пъхнете торба с боб.
Закрепете я отпред и я оставете там
След 9 месеца махнете 5% от боба.
Мъже:за бащинство
1. Отидете в местната аптека, изсипете съдържанието на портмонето си на касата и кажете на аптекаря да си вземе колкото иска
2. Отидете в супермаркета. Подпишете договор заплатата ви да се превежда директно в централата им.
3. Отидете си в къщи. Вземете и прочетете вестника за последен път
2. Знания
Намерете двойка, които вече са родители и жестоко ги критикувайте относно техните методи на дисциплина, липса на търпение, срамно ниски нива на толерантност и как може да си оставят децата да правят каквото искат. Предложете начини, чрез които могат да подобрят навиците за сън, ходенето до тоалет, маниерите на маса и цялостното поведение на детето си.
Насладете се-това ще е последния път в живота ви, когато ще чуете всичките отговори.
Тест 3: СЪН
За да усетите как е нощем:
1. Разхождайте се в хола от 5 до 10 вечерта, носейки мокра торба, тежаща приблизително 4-6кг на ръце, с радио пуснато на празен шум ( или друг монотонен неприятен звук), усилено до дупка.
2. в 10 вечерта оставете торбата, настройте си алармата за полунощ и си легнете да спите.
3. станете в 11 вечерта и се разхождайте с торбата до 1:00. Настройте си аларма за 3:00
4. Докато се опитвате да заспите и не можете- станете в 2:00 и си направете чай. помислете върху смисъла на живота
5. Легнете си в 2:45 и станете отново в 3:00 когато се включи алармата
6.Пейте песни в тъмното до 4:00
7.Настройте алармата за 5:00. Станете тогава. Направете закуска.
Поддържайте този режим 5 години. ИЗГЛЕЖДАЙТЕ ЖИЗНЕРАДОСТНИ
Тест 4: Обличане на малки деца
1. Купете жив октопод и мрежичка за пазар
2. Опитайте се да сложите октопода в мрежичката без да излизат никакви пипала
Имате: 5 минути
Тест 5: Колата
1. Купете шоколадов сладолед с фунийка и го оставете в жабката
2. Вземете стотинка, пъхнете я в CD player-а
3. Смачкайте кутия с шоколадови бисквити на задната седалка
4. Минете с градинско гребло от двете страни на колата
Тест 6: На разходка
а. изчакайте на вратата
б. излезте от вратата
в. върнете се в къщи
г. излезте отново
д. слезте до входа на блока
е. върнете се до горе
ж. слезте пак до долу
з. ходете много бавно по двора в продължение на 5 минути
и. спрете, разгледайте детайлно и задайте по 6 въпроса за всяка дъвка, салфетка и мъртво насекомо по земята
й. върнете се по стъпките си
к. крещете, че не можете повече и искате в къщи докато съседите не излязат да ви зяпат
л. откажете се от всичко и се приберете у дома
Сега сте готови да излезете на разходка с малко дете
Тест 7: Разговори с малко дете
Повтаряйте всичко по 5 пъти в продължение на 3 години
Тест 8: На пазар
1. Отидете в местния супермаркет. Вземете със себе си най-близкото до малчуган в предучилищна възраст- голяма зряла коза е перфектно. Ако искате да имате повече от едно дете-вземете толкова кози, колкото деца желаете да имате.
2. Напазарете без да изтървате козата(те) от поглед
3. Платете за всичко, което козата изяде или счупи.
Докато не започнете да се справяте с това лесно, не се опитвайте да имате деца
Тест 9: Хранене на 1 годишно дете
1. Изкормете един пъпеш
2. Направете малка дупка отстрани на пъпеша
3. Провисете го от тавана и го залюлейте силно
4. Вземете купичка с попара и се опитайте да я вкарате с лъжичка в движещия се пъпеш докато се преструвате, че е самолет. ЗАПАЗЕТЕ ДОБРИЯ ТОН
5. Продължете докато попарата е преполовена.
6. Обърнете другата половина в скута си, така, че част да попадне и на пода.
Повтаряйте 4-5 пъти на ден.
Тест 10: Телевизия
1. Научете имената на всички Телетъбита, Спонджбоб герои, Дисни, Бен10 и.т.н
2. Не гледайте никакви други канали в продължение на 5 години
Тест 11: Бъркотия
1. Вземете морковено пюре и го размажете по дивана. Конфитюра-по завесите
2. Скрийте една риба зад уредбата и я оставете там цяло лято
3. Вкарайте пръстите си в саксията на балкона и след това минете по чистите стени. Покрийте с химикал.
4. Изпразнете всяко шкафче/кутия/гардероб в къщата и натрупайте всичко на куп в хола.
5. Домъкнете различни предмети от различни стаи и ги оставете върху купа от т.4
Тест 12: Дълги пътешествия с малчугани
1. Запишете на касета някой, който крещи „Мамо“ без да спре. ВАЖНО: Не се позволява повече от 4 секундна пауза между всяко „мамо“. Включете редовно крешчендо, от което вашия мозък иска да си посегнете на живота.
2. Пуснете записа в колата, където и да ходите през следващите 4 години.
Сега сте готови да пътувате с деца
Тест 13: Разговори и социален живот
1. Започнете разговор с избран познат или приятел.
2. Нека някой непрестанно да ви дърпа за ризата, ръкава, палтото и да е пуснат „мамо“ записа от по-предната точка.
Сега сте готови за социален живот в присъствието на дете
Тест 14: Готови за работа
1. Изберете ден, в който имате важна среща
2. Сложете си най-добрия костюм за работа
3. Вземете купичка със сметана и добавете 1 купичка лимонов сок
4. Разбъркайте
5. Излейте половината върху страхотната си копринена риза
6. Другата половина използвайте да накиснете хавлия в нея.
7. Опитайте се да изчистите ризата от т.5 с хавлията от т.6
8. Не се преобличайте ( нямате време)
9. Отидете направо на работа
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